Real hardware snob

Arrogant, spoiled (mostly upper middle class) retro gamers (aka HOARDERS) who think that everyone in the world has enough physical space to have a bunch of gaming consoles and 8 and 16 bit microcomputers in their house. These people are completely opposed to emulation (save for MAME), yet they are too dumb and arrogant to realize that not everyone can AFFORD (nor have enough room in their homes) to own a bunch of real hardware. Especially with the way the prices are today for actual physical hardware.

Jim: I'm going to download that new ZX Spectrum game and play it on my PC
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.

by Fuckhead Farley January 9, 2022

A real friend

A real friend will always be there for you during ups and downs. They won't leave you because they're other friend isn't your friend.They would always care for you when your mad or upset they always find a way to cheer you up.

Jessica: hey I'm not Jasmine's friend she talks to much and always plays with other people.

Brianna:ok🤨😐

Jessica:Also I don't want you to be her friend because I'm not her friend.

Brianna:Well sucks for you because I'm a real friend I'm not leaving her because your not her friend you tripping

by Gurlytrin October 24, 2019

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

in a real way

To mean what you say.

Visit hiphopyellowpages.us in a real way.

by King Le'El November 19, 2004

$5 hot-n-ready

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly

"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."

by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016

snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub

1. the best youtube video ever
2. a bunch of gamers coming together to dub the lines of sonic 2006 without reading a script or knowing the plot, there are no retakes and minimal editing

oh my god i love snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub

by @toastedfish March 14, 2022

The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 23, 2010