Rupert

Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.

that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Rapetard

A person so retarded that they are likely to commit rape unknowingly because they cannot understand the concept of consent. Rapetards are an especially dangerous form of rapist because if prosecuted, a rapetard will likely be found incompetent to stand trial or not guilty by insanity. Chris-chan is a famous example.

If you're going to Tyler's house, bring some bear mace. His brother is a rapetard.

by reltihfloda April 12, 2023

Buffalo Rupert

Posh hippie, slumming it at the expense of rich parents. Often has dreadlocks. White. Upper class.

How was Glastonbury?
Great, apart from the campsite - we were right next to some Buffalo Ruperts.

by nanomonkey June 6, 2011

Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.

When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

raspert

One who violates the law, and is mean, violent, nasty, and preys upon the innocent

"We caught that raspert who was breaking into people's homes, and we threw him in jail!"

by gradyism March 18, 2016

Rupertology

Rupertology is a religion with a very small following in florida. Rupertologists worship a saxophone player who is amazingly good. The following is relatively unpopular and has just three or four members. Rupertology folk lore states that one the twelfth of november, a small tiger must be savagly gutted while alive. Then the tiger must be devoured raw. This custom ensures that saxophone will continue to be a highly regarded instrument in jazz music.

chris: "yo dawg, alex is the pope of rupertology!"
jesse: "I know, now BOW DOWN TO US!"

by kinberg January 4, 2008

Grim-Raper

A sad rapist. usually because they feel guilty for raping the person.

wow, what a grim-raper

by annak-applek June 19, 2011