Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

Rant

Speak or shout at length in a wild, Unhappy, Unpleasent, Unfair or Impassioned way

She was still ranting on about the unfairness of it all

by BitBucketJr December 19, 2020

Hater’s rant

A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.

John Cena is talking, but it sounds like a hater’s rant!

by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018

/rant

Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.

insert rant

insert more rant

hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant

by weirdalsuperfan May 10, 2021

Rant

A thing Mona does

Normal people have conversations. We only rant

by DrSchnuffi June 6, 2019

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.

Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery

by Gil4 July 7, 2023