RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

rubin complex

An illness that occurs in a man's life, it can come in a short stage, and it can also exist as a lifelong condition in few cases. When bearing the infection the man believes that every female he comes into contact with experiences a sexual desire and craving for him. This often results in numerous rejections; as well as awkward situations for the victimized female. It is also not uncommon to notice the sufferer is in a constant state if disillusionment and unawareness of the reality existing outside his mind.

Emanuel Smith: Shit man, blake has got a bad case of rubin complex these days.

Rob Hults: I know man, he needs to wake the fuck up and look in the mirror.

Emanuel Smith: Ya, its gotten to the point I don't even want to go to parties with him anymore.

by Team M May 16, 2008

Rubin Robbins

A stool sample with a large amount of undigested corn kernels in it.

May be a portion of a Corn Log

I thought it'd be funny having all of that corn in there, but the person at the Micro department just sighed and through my sample into the "Rubin Robbins" bin...

by Rubin Robbins December 11, 2011

Rubino

Rubino is a old Latin kings name

Oh you know a Rubino how lucky

by Will Arnold March 11, 2021

Rudina

A very young beautiful soul with a big heart.
If Rudina is your Girlfriend you are a very lucky Man. She is fearless and knows what she wants but is also a little bit stubborn and full of temperament. You can always count on Rudina she is an loyal and funny Friend. She is beautiful and super friendly to everyone she always is cares for anyone more than for herself . If you have an Rudina in your life you are blessed!

Look there is my beautiful Girl Rudina
Look my there is my best Friend Rudina

by SweetsaboveLove November 22, 2021

Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination

The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.

"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."

by Richard Flavor October 8, 2014

Hot Rubin

The act of taking a dump on a moldy tuna fish sandwich, putting it in a blender, adding the fecal matter of a 12 year old cat, and throwing up in it as you scrape it off onto a bright blue tarp. You than take the gooey substance and have you and a group of your 7 closest freinds do a circle jerk into it (you must have an 8 way climax). Cuff a long drawn out fart onto the disgusting mass, squeege a weeks worth of ball sweat and an M-80 into a rotten sock and smack an unsuspecting woman in the face, letting it explode on impact.

"Can you beleive it?! That guy just gave Stacy a Hot Rubin"
"What?! How is she?!"
"Well she has a massive shit burn on the side of her face!"

by Barry Hallsweat August 8, 2009