Ruben

A little bicth that has no lives and has a little dick so fucks a boy and suck alot of dick and is not a pipe and love Gabriel

Ruben is weak

by Gabrielthe1st April 20, 2017

Ruben

small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P

a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white

by dick head May 4, 2004

ruben

a pp head no brainer slaPPhead that eats butts for breakfast btw he eats pp pp

ruben is gay

by dankerdankest January 15, 2020

ruben

A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup

I want ruben to fuck me hard and I'll cum in his nose makes it come out of his eye fucking fatty

by Cocksucker40000 January 21, 2016

Ruben

Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.

Rubens a baws.
But.
But.
Ziannie is bawsser. <3

by Some midget January 1, 2012

Ruben

A chink. Thinks he is the alpha and mr cool. O sorry Mr ‘I know karate’. Has a peng looking younger sister. Broke up with a girl and on the same day this girl fucked a Indian guy. Pretty deep. Don’t forget he kissed Tiffany as well, A very bad decision in my opinion

Ruben, you got cheated on by an Indian.

by Pakis r us March 29, 2020

RUBEN

A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.

Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"

"Hey dude pass me the aux cord

"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"

by The Anchovies February 13, 2018