A myleene rash is an annoying itchy scabby disorder spreads itself onto anything it can attach itself to, abit like myleene klass has on the air waves of uk tv
What is on ITV.. oh its Myleene Klass, what is on CH4.. oh its Myleene Klass.. what is that spot on my backside... oh its myleene rash
by pantene pro v February 2, 2009
Get the Myleene Rashmug. Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012
Get the zombie rashmug. A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.
“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”
by Politic Ric May 26, 2010
Get the cash rashmug. by bread infection December 28, 2005
Get the gash-rashmug. by shoe_on_hat September 28, 2009
Get the Road Rashmug. A rash on fanny's.
Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,
Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,
by Wilomena June 18, 2006
Get the fanny rashmug. by Andrea May 6, 2005
Get the reef rashmug.