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Puzzled

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*
Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin
by Workatrollics November 26, 2019
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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MC Puzzle pants

A ghetto white boy who wears pants with puzzle piece designs. Holla
YO YO YO, MC PUZZLE PANTS IS FRICKE FRICKE FRESH
by Tmoneyupindisbitch December 19, 2016
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Eating the puzzle

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle
by HoloG January 3, 2020
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roller coaster puzzle

"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.
Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.
by pswizzle540 February 10, 2023
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