Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights

Basically, The Definition of a Proud Loser and an Average White people from the Suburbs going like Monkeys throwing with your own feces but instead of Poop is bullets from their Assault Weapons that works like a BB gun and water gun! Raising “Trump 2020” Flags and often use the hashtag stop the steal on Twitter and Facebook! These people love racist Gatherings and is 100% why Pizza Hut went fucked that 1 year. They are also known to eat Fatburger while sipping their straws with Coke filled with Extra Lard. Either that, or eating at a subway adding some cocaine in the sandwiches to be more monkey-like while watching Teletubbies on their smartphones or whatnot!

In December 2020, America has witness a bunch Monkeys from Rural Towns because of Donald Trump’s Defeat. These horny Bastards are scared of Democracy in the USA. So, They did what Poor Rednecks did. They started a Revolution known as “Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights” Imagine Bum Fights but way worse. Instead of Homeless people getting beat up it’s the Black Churches and Communities. They gave the Police the Middle finger and yell “We suck Trump’s orange dick for 2020!” While getting shot by the Police for ignoring their Warning about Looting in a typical Urban setting. They are scared Smoke Bombs, Wookie from Jersey Shore, and a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar because they think differently about that brand compared to other brands of Chocolate. They also are hypocrites and love KFC! The stupidest group of motherfuckers in planet earth. These animals can’t tell the difference between Hawaii and Kenya Apart! They make Special ED Students look like Geniuses, because these Proud Losers are dumber than a sweet Potato!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 13, 2020

Proud Mary

A popular song that has been covered too many times to count. The Creedence Clearwater Revival version is the most popular one.

Left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'

Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been

Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

pony proud

proud about insignificant achievements

After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.

by george w shrub September 23, 2017

curd proud

a feeling of excitement for the breaking of an emulsion or colloid into large parts of different composition through the physico-chemical processes of flocculation, creaming, and coalescence.

woman: my milk gone bad
woman #2: curd proud!

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.

Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.

by User404and007 June 27, 2019

reasons to be proud of canada

-Canada is awesome
-Perfect balance of hot and cold
-Tim Hortons
-Good Healthcare systems
-Best maple syrup there is
-Invented hockey, the telephone and lightbulb
-Bear paws
-Queue de Castor (Beaver tales, they are amazing)
-Poutine
-The colors are beautiful
-One of the most diverse and accepting countries in the world
-2nd largest land mass in the world
-Fought in world war l and ll, fought in the American revolutionary war proving that were not sissies that all the stereotypes say we are
-We don't carry around guns, were not psycho
-Choose to solve problems with conversation and debate instead of immediate war.

Overall, Canada is arguably the best country in the world. Even with all the stereotypes

Friend- What's a reason to be proud of Canada?
Me- There's more than one. But, Canada doesn't need a reason to be awesome. It just is.

Reasons to be proud of Canada- A sentence you use to ask a Canadian why Canada is so amazing.

by éva October 26, 2020

I am the proud owner of 12 inches

Buy the mug

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021