non-popcornatarian

Someone who does not eat popcorn strictly because they hate that it gets stuck in their teeth.

"Man, why didn't she eat any popcorn at the movies yesterday?"
"Dude, she's a non-popcornatarian!"
"Oh"

by non-popcornatarian November 23, 2017

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Buttered popcorn

When you fill your hand with squeezable butter then add popcorn kernels, then beat off creating friction till the popcorn pops.

Little Ricky buttered popcorn last night.

by Big juicy jay July 29, 2020

Almost dropped my popcorn

An expression of being surprised

When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.

by Master sage August 16, 2018

band wants popcorn

Band wants popcorn is a phrase that was made up by Jake Chamseddine and is used by the vros frequently. This phrase came from Jake Chamseddine’s addiction to popcorn and getting a ton of popcorn for each stop of the Panic! at the disco tour!

the band wants popcorn jake!!

by jakewantspopcorn May 31, 2019

popcornmare

The fact that you don't like to share your ration of popcorn in the cinema with your new gf, and that ruins the whole date and movie.

Dude 1: What about your date with Camilla...

Dude 2: Terrible! It's been a popcornmare.

Dude 1: You know, you can't play with food!

by greg0891 November 25, 2009

popcorn dick

The act of cutting a hole at the bottom of a popcorn tub and slipping your dick inside.

popcorn dick- does anybody want any popcorn I have some right here.

by Rbomb04 September 1, 2014