The fact that you don't like to share your ration of popcorn in the cinema with your new gf, and that ruins the whole date and movie.
Dude 1: What about your date with Camilla...

Dude 2: Terrible! It's been a popcornmare.

Dude 1: You know, you can't play with food!
by greg0891 November 25, 2009
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