Prof. Plum

A Clue (the board game) reference to purple.

First wide-spread use was following the release of the "Jimmy: A world of Warcraft Story."

Real life applications are generally discouraged.

I scored some mad prof. plum's last night in BT.

by P-Dangler March 11, 2008

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

Profalasting

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex

Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009

profanguage

any bad word

b*#@h,f@#k and b@#$%*d are profanguage

by oLd YeLlEr 67876 January 16, 2011

Procto Punch

Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.

Verb
To punch someone in the ass

Tim: Procto,

Bob: No-

Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)

Bob: Why would you do that man?

Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched

by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011

Proctalgia

The medical term for a pain in the bottom.

you are such a proctalgia!!!!!!!

by Josserelol November 18, 2011

Profanic

As in a fowl word that cannot be used around your future mother-in-law to describe really awesome and or horrible scenarios. Can be a verb, noun or adjetive. It's just that effing awesome.

'I almost posted an FB status about how awesome the band was that we just saw but then remembered that I am friends with your mom, and sister and my boss, and her boss, so I decided to not use that profanic language to save face!'

by Misserin July 28, 2014