To Cough up Professor Oak

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

by Ryley the canadian April 15, 2008

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pr0fessor

A person who was born with his buttocks in the front.

Hey pr0fessor! Ya got toilet paper hangin' out da front of yo pants!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

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A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.

Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.

by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007

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Professor Killjoy

The Most badass Motherfucker on the planet YO!

Professor Killjoy fucked your mom and most likeley hates you! He also likes to hit bunnies with his car

by Muas March 15, 2003

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Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

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Professor Puma

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.

I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!

by professor fuckrastinator April 17, 2011

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