Productivity Addict

A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could — in theory — make life more productive.

Kevin Rose is such a productivity addict, he owns so many gadgets and reads too many blogs.

by hackaddict December 15, 2008

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010

Mr Producer It

To Mr Preducer it. To do it perfectly. 100% Accuracy. Like the Top G

person1: "Im not too sure how to get this screenshot on this screen"
person2: "Let me Mr Producer It"

by awemoonethan June 14, 2023

british fish productions

A world famous and critically acclaimed band that first originated in Martinez, CA. The lead vocalist is Travis Penile.

I can't wait for the next British Fish Productions song!

by The Terrible Travis January 27, 2019

producticiency

To be efficiently productive

The care givers producticiency far surpassed my expectations

by LemmeF1ndOut April 3, 2020

ProductionTakeFive

A slack ass, piss poor excuse of a man! Talks a good game but ain't about SHIT and ain't never gonna be shit. Blames all his downfalls on everyone else and excepts no responsibility for his slackness!

Justin Bieber is a ProductionTakeFive

by ඞgcs March 29, 2023

end product

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008