If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
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Get the I Do Not See The Printer mug.Ryan:"Hey bro, need it?"
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"He is not as black as they have painted him."
"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."
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"He is not as black as they have painted him."
"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."
A red door is a symbol of success.
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