Perfection

Hailey

Teacher: Perfection can simply not be described
Anyone with a brain: Yes it can
Teacher: Do it then
Anyone with a brain: Hailey

by Mrstealyonut January 18, 2022

pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.

Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released

by ldlamppa December 9, 2013

Ass Perfectionist

Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.

"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."

by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016

armchair perfectionist

A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.

The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"

by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021

Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

perferection

A perfect erection, or perfect sex.

Last night, my boyfriend had a perferection after I strip-teased him.

by Annemarie Barton February 28, 2009

Perfection

A word one would use to describe something they see without flaws, somewhat of an opinion

Aaron is an image of perfection through my vision(:

by Emi^.^ August 26, 2012