Premature Dropulation

When someone, usually a DJ, drops the beat after a long build up to early or "prematurely".

Man that DJ kept suffering from Premature Dropulation last night

by wHICKER JB August 12, 2011

Premature Handshakulation

The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.

"Wow. Colton has a bad case of Premature Handshakulation.."

by MassiveBeardsFTW November 26, 2011

prematurious

A person that frequently holds out a hand prematurely, creating an awkward situation for everyone involved.

I was gonna help Kelsie out last night, but she's just such a prematurious...

by The Trozone December 21, 2012

premature eclapulation

The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .

I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.

by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015

premton

Premton is albanish and means "promise". But its also a name and if you are the lucky person to have that name, you will have the best life a human can have ! You look good, smell good and you will maybe have several girlfriends, but at least one. Literally the most beautiful guy in the world. He is funny and has a great style. The girl(s) that will go out with Premton, is/are in a good way to have a good life. Message for the girls: If you know a Premton out there, go and marry him because there aren't much of them ! Good Luck !

1. Hannah: Cristiano Ronaldo is nearly as beautiful as Premton.

Lucy: No way ! Premton is more beautiful !

by _bonobo_ January 2, 2017

Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017

premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017