Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by RazorSharp September 10, 2013

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008

Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.

Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.

by Pamela D December 26, 2008

Premature ovation

The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.

The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.

Jimmy was so drunk that when the band stopped playing for a second he had premature ovation.

by hararya February 19, 2012

premature etextulation

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.

I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.

by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011

Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

Premature Goodbye

This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.

Josh: Goodbye, Colton!

Colton: See ya later, Josh!

(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)

Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.

by chager45 February 14, 2010