Prem

Love

Where is the Prem in my heart?

by Khwaish. August 16, 2003

Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.

Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing

by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004

premadonna

A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.

I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.

Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.

Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.

by NCKnobster April 21, 2011

Premature Typejaculation

When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.

"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"

by l33tjeram May 20, 2009

Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.

"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095

by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011

premate

A word used by apes for the correct term "premade" in multiplayer games. It's used to describe a group of players organized before the game even started.

They are premates!
You mean they are premade.

by Liletta September 19, 2019

worst premade ever

a group of individuals that are "really good at playing games". they make funny video compilations to show how "good" they are at games. there are 4 main people on this group. one named Cath, one named Ellis, one named Alex, and one named Jake.

have you seen worst premade ever on twitch yet, they are the "best" at gaming.

by jordangaming1234567 October 22, 2020