pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future, without certainty that it will happen. Possibly having the hope that it will happen.

"I can't wait to do this with you every year, on this day."
"Are you presuming?"

by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

presumptouous

What Max said in stranger things and made everyone oof in their pants

"thats presumptouous of you "

by valerieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 7, 2018

Precomplainulation

Complaining about a scenario, idea or outcome before it happens

Brooke had a precomplainulation about the 10am meeting, Larry was going to boast about himself again.

by Erinoo July 26, 2018

precursery examination

An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".

A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

prehumptuous

Definition #1

When either sex assumes that they will be getting some action later on in the date.

Definition #2

The act of rubbing one out pre-date under the premise of getting some action post-date and not wanting to disappoint sexually, therefore eliminating any chance for a second date

Dave: shall we take this back to my place or yours?!?
Tina: well that’s awfully Prehumptuous of you....

by Ak-Rider November 19, 2019

Preument

planning or scripting an argument with someone before it happens.

Simin was about to argue with his sister, so he started to preument the conversation

by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020