Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.

I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.

by HmDah July 3, 2018

Pasta Cult

The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺

Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏

by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021

Pastar

The name of a beautiful girl.

Woah Pastar is so hot!

by Goombameow July 21, 2021

Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

Plastarization

The act of initiating a sleep-inducing activity.

I will already start my plastarization so I can sleep early.

by halowithan May 31, 2023

Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010