poser

Someone whos acts like someone theyre not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.

A poser green day fan,this applies to other poser bands--
Todd:have you heard american idiot?Thats the bestest song ever!
Bill:Have u even heard any other green day songs?
Todd:what other green day songs?

by hi June 17, 2005

poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

by Flo January 27, 2004

poker brat

1) Phil Hellmuth

2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.

-1
Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'

-2
-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.

by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007

poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

poverty ball

Nickname for soccer/football. This sport is most enjoyed in impoverished third-world countries since its most rudimentary equipment necessity is a ball. Shoes are optional. Even at a professional level the sport has the cheapest equipment costs. The next cheapest sport is probably basketball.

The FIFA World Cup is the largest gathering of poverty ball fans in the world every four years.

by Tiberius42 October 27, 2010

Metal-Poser

A male or female, typically in their teen ages, 14-18, who usually listens to metalcore, post-hardcore, deathcore bands es pecially chelsea grin and suicide silence, and nu metal. Genres like these symbolize a typical teenage boy or girl who call themselves "metalheads". These genres are considered to be poser metal to real metal fans. These teenage boys and girls usually bash people for their personal opinion on the music they like and won't be friends with someone unless they have their music taste.

Bands like Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria, Motionless in White, Bring Me the Horizon, are examples of fake metal and poser metal.

Metal-Poser: *talking to someone who doesn't have their music taste*, "omg what the fuck, you're such an asshole, your music sucks!"

^ This is typically said by a metal poser to someone who doesn't like their music.

Metal-Poser: "I hate rap and country, it's so fucking gay. Mac Miller and Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber and all mainstream music sucks!"

Real Metalhead who doesn't bash people for their music taste: "Gosh, leave people's music alone. What are you, a metal poser?"

by volumesftw96 July 13, 2013

poser fan

A person who claims to be a diehard fan of a popular artist, but has only heard the latest singles they released on the radio.

A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.

Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.

Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.

by Arabella August 7, 2007