Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019

Small potatoes

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

chocolate mashed potatoes

When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.

Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.

by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010

au gratin potatoes

everyone loves them

everyone loves au gratin potatoes

by EveryoneLovesPotatoes January 25, 2012

Beep Beep Potatoes

That autistic cunt that hides under the stairs and has greasy hair. he runs around your school screaming and has a lot of side bitches that suck him off all the time.

Person 1: "Suck MAh DICK NIGGA HOHOHHOOH!!!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be Beep Beep Potatoes"

by Johnny Sins Gaming February 17, 2019