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First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.
Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.
by TK1986 June 24, 2011
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by lo momma May 29, 2008
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patagium

The flap of skin that a flying squirrel uses to fly
When it landed, the flying squirrel ripped it's patagium
by Seany Peaks January 6, 2003
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Potara earrings

Earrings from the Dragon ball universe that let the two people who wear them on opposite ears fuse after the earrings make them touch tips. The fusion was supposed to be permanent until Dragon ball super happened and it wasn't.
Goku and Vegeta used the potara earrings to become Vegito. Then, Vegito kicked the shit out of Buu-Han until Buu-Han ate Vegito and he defused because of Buu's stomach acids.

Goku and Vegeta fused again to anal Zamasu. They pulled off a Final Kamehameha before they defused because the writers wanted Trunks to use the Spirit to defeat Zamasu.

Cauliflia and Kale used the potara earrings to become Kefla so they could defeat Goku until he went ultra instinct and wiped Kefla's ass.
by Coochie_Catcher0621 November 12, 2019
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POTAH TOES

POTAH TOES ARE LIKE POTATOES BUT WITH GLASSES
P1 :IS THAT A POTATO
P2: NO YOU IDIOT THAT A POTAH TOES IT HAS GLASSES ON
P1:OH WHOOPS MY MISTAKE
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Plotagon

A 3D version of Vyond.
I love Plotagon, It's the best.
by JulieFayePrice October 9, 2020
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ah pota!

Filipino slang for "WOW!"

It's appropriate use is when you're abruptly shocked or surprised by certain events.

Utterance of the phrase invokes emotions that represents grandiosity and awe

or sometimes it just sensationalizes the happening.

The longer the AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH and the POOOOTA is directly proportionate to how shocked you are.
If the event is certainly shocking, you may complete the said phrase to "AH PUTANG INA!" such that it may indicate how truly shocked you are.
Receptionist barges in and says more clients are coming.
"Ah pota! We're reaping huge this season!"
by Juleine August 10, 2017
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