soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

pokey joe

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.

Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.

by utopiajoe November 12, 2007

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 21, 2007

hokey pokey

When you're doing a girl doggy style and she turns around for the finishing move. She turns herself around, and that's what it's all about.

I was bangin' this nussy doggy style, and she did the hokey pokey.

by DUKEST3R February 17, 2007

okey dokey pig in a pokey

an extension on the saying of okey dokey

dude1-im off home
dude2-okey dokey pig in a pokey
dude2-what the fu$k
dude3-dude2 y are u always strange

by fisher_dodd December 9, 2007

pokey bum wank

to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.

wank wank or this colgate is good

by muscles August 22, 2004

ponkey

A donkey cross bred with a pony creating a small equestrian animal. Ponkeies can be of the x chromozone or xy chromozone. Trust me I own three. Can be a multiple birth. Can look like the mare or father.

That ponkey looks like it's mom.

by Dawn Michelle September 26, 2006