assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.
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Parking your vehicle so as to make a hasty escape; Parking right in front of a store's entrance to enable one an "In and out" experience and not waste alot of time walking to and from the store to your vehicle.
by Ed Monkey December 6, 2007
Get the Bank Robber Position mug.The act of smoking a shit ton of weed and then driving home with a drunk girl and get her high then have sex with her while you both are super high and you often 69 and 96 with her
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Get the 420 position mug.To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.
There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.
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Get the genocide position mug.Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.
Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"
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