Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back

Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge

by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

Poseidon`s blowjob

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.

See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night

by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

Poseidon

Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.

The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.

After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.

by Captain Kobe February 2, 2025