Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie December 9, 2003

porch people

People who spend their time sitting on their front porch all day. Their porches are outfitted with family room type furniture and sometime even a refrigerator. These people will resist all forms of exercise and personal hygiene. Porch people's main forms of entertainment are the arrival of the ice cream man, watching the bug zapper at work, and Nascar events.

"Hey look at those porch people swarming that ice cream truck"

by F.R. January 7, 2005

Hopped off the porch

When you bussed ya GUN on some niggaz, when you first hit a lick or caught a body with your bro’s or when u was alone.

I was 14 when I first hopped off the porch getting money, while you niggas was still in school begging your parents for money.

by Hopped off the porch March 1, 2020

porchesa

a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.

Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa

by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

Porch Monk'd Out

Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and sleeping anywhere.

Conan drunk a bottle of vodka and Porch Monk'd Out by the river.

by jgoldz September 22, 2012

pornhub challenge

A challenge where a man must watch a video from each category on PornHub and ejaculate to the video.

This includes watching solo male, tranny and gay videos and ejaculating to them.

Hey bro I just finished the PornHub challenge! I think I found a new fetish for solo male.

by Shendoka July 5, 2017