Poopsicle

An icicle formed under a portable loo. The shit water seeps through the gaps in the portable loo and gather under the plastic. During winter, this freezes and therefore creates poopsicle.

The poopsicles glistened in the morning sunlight.

by crazyoldlady January 3, 2011

Dumpie-Poopie

The art of getting ready to announce to everyone you have to take a massive, expolsive dump!

I have to take a really bad dumpie-poopie!

by relief of bum June 4, 2010

Poopsie Gurgle

The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

"That isn't what you think it was," says girl on toilet. "It wasn't a fart, it was a poopsie gurgle."

by smallone1234 February 4, 2010

Poopsiefloopsie

A common happening which occurs when two or more people are performing the act of coitus. The male retracts his penis from the vagina and in an attempted reinsertion makes the fundamental error of penetrating the anus.

"Baby dont hate me it's just a Poopsiefloopsie, it happens to everybody!"
Jane why are you walking funny today? "We had a poopsiefloopsie last night"

by Hatmas November 12, 2014

poopsica

Poopsica is the little piece of poo that you poop out when constipated

" when I went to the washroom, a poopsica came out!"

by RAINBOW POOPER January 10, 2015

Poolside Loungeabout

Poolside Loungeabout--an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin' food & fashion.

A proper Vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a sexy swimsuit with sparkles. At $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.

by Lucy Lou Who September 14, 2009

poopinashit

When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.

Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"

Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"

Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012