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Polish Hostage

During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.

Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!

Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021
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Nipple Polishing

Nipple Polishing happens right after you get out of any source of water ( Bath, pool, sea, lake etc.) and you feel the cold/freezing air/wind, what makes your nipples become stiff and solid.
When I got out of the pool, the cold wind made my nipples polished. That was a great Nipple Polishing!!!
by Alex D.(evil) December 23, 2008
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Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.
Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish
by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011
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turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.
jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos
by arm the homeless September 13, 2005
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black nail polish

black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.
"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."
by cornilia243 April 11, 2010
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you can't polish a turd

unconvincingly attempt to make an irreconcilably bad situation look good.
They're trying to portray the poor financial reports as positive, but you can't polish a turd.
by esmith512 April 21, 2007
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polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
by MrsKaren December 12, 2008
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