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politician car

Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
mugGet the politician carmug.

Politicians

No different than people who sit around and argue with people on reddit. And I'm pretty you've been sitting around playing golf and going to cocktail parties so you aren't in a position judge some 35 year old living of HIS PARENTS AND NOT THE TAX PAYERS
Hym "Because AS POLITICIANS you are necessarily LIVING OFF THE TAX PAYERS YOU RETARDED FILTH. Being a politician is nothing more than retiring early but controlling other people's like and then siphoning off their labor into your own bank account and laughing about it while you use that tax money to commit insider trading and NOW... GET YOU CONSTITUENCIES KIDS KILLED! Great joke shithead!"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the Politiciansmug.

politician

An immature adult that would like to be noticed by pretending to care about people they feel are below them. Politician can also be used to insult anyone that feels anything that can remotely put them down will destroy all their reputation hence politicians can't do anything wrong.

A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
1. hey calm down child your worse than a politician

2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
by hlczn December 20, 2013
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Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.
Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician
by Fhírinne November 30, 2023
mugGet the Irish Politicianmug.

Politician

A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.
"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."
by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020
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And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
mugGet the Politicians part 2: Breaking Downmug.

politician

That dude mike is a straight politician 😏🙄
by Calm9 June 3, 2022
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