A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
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Someone who hates seeing non political people talk about politics even if it is just once. Mainly seen on twitter.
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Politiphobe: Too political, unfollowed.
Politiphobe: Too political, unfollowed.
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Polex acts could include declaring you are engaged as a couple to acquire certain benefits not usually available to those non-engaged couples.
Polex acts could include declaring you are engaged as a couple to acquire certain benefits not usually available to those non-engaged couples.
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I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
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