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God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
by CRA201 December 12, 2012
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Shredding it up on my platter

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid
by hobobling October 2, 2010
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Harry Potter Porno

Childrens novel? Replace the word wand with whatever you want and whoolaa' it becomes a porno!

Classic! and fun for all the family!
"A white jet of light emitted from Harry's wand"

Only in a Harry Potter Porno!
by fishpish June 27, 2007
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potter puppet pals

hilariouse flash player movie making fun of harry potter. go watch it if you are a fan of the books/movies!

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html

and number two...

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals2.html
by SEX IS FUN!!!!!! April 11, 2004
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Brady Potter

THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, GOOGLE HIS NAME AND U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! I SWEAR, even if ur a guy like chill and give another dude a compliment because DAMN. He is dating the YouTuber ‘Larrey’ and has his own YouTube channel WHERE U CAN SEE HIS HOTNESS LIKE OMFG
Person 1: hey did you see Brady Potter in his new YouTube video?
Person 2: who is that?
Person 1: *pulls up Brady’s pic*
Person 2: GOD DAMN HE IS HOT
by iLikeTurtlesss April 15, 2020
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The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009
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platterico

Plattekill NY. Named for the large Puerto Rican/ Hispanic population of the area.
It is a great day to pick some apples in Platterico
by mrots September 30, 2007
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