playing uno in the alley

masturbating in a semi-public location

she got him so horny that he was playing uno in the alley

by e.m. scopes December 17, 2013

Playing Defense

When you stay sober at a party and make sure your drunk friends don't hurt themselves

Jack: Bro, I think Tim is about to puke! Someone needs to help him.

Josh: Don't worry dude, Michael is playing defense. He will help him out

by Trap Berg February 4, 2015

Playing Bitch

A term in overwatch to describe playing as the only healer on your team because no one on your team has balls to switch to a healer

Bartholomew: Everybody chose a DPS and a Tank
Ben: Damm now you got start playing bitch and choose Lucio

by BigPapaInTheHouse December 16, 2016

Playing Stranger

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand to give the effect of "someone else doing it".

"Just the tip" isn't a very fun game, but it's better than playing Stranger.

by jakester42 August 3, 2017

Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.

Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.

by Saleofcentury December 18, 2019

P plating

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

by Aussie555 December 19, 2011

Porn-Pathing

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.

"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad

by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021