planking

The act of lying face down, palms flat against the sides, and feet together pointing at the floor. The event must take place in an odd location and shared via the internet to be considered an official "plank." It is allegedly dangerous.

Tom took a picture Bill planking on top of Sydney Opera House.

by Etyman May 20, 2011

plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank February 20, 2006

Plank

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 05, 2003

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

plank

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

ride my plank to bowmanville

by AnthonyWeaver March 29, 2006