Plank

A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.

My dude, I finally had sex with her, and she didn't know what to do , that bitch was a plank.

by RealGee August 27, 2016

Plank

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank April 9, 2006

plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 5, 2003

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

plank

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

ride my plank to bowmanville

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006