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Lord Pythagoras

The Lord of all Guardian Triangles.

Also known as "Pytho"

He is respected very simillarly to Lord Voldemort, as people are afraid of the Pythagorean Therom powers that this almighty Lord of the Triangles has.

People are generally scared of anything mathematical as once they start thinking about Pythagorean equations, their souls are slowly taken away.
Hippie: "Have you prayed to Lord Pythagoras yet?"

Lawyer: "I don't have to, lawyers don't have souls remember?"
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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vermonty python

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.
Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.
by vandykait July 16, 2009
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24 inch pythons

"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan's highly exagerrated arm measurements.
at the most, Hulk Hogan's "24 inch pythons" were 21-22 inches in their prime
by mike potter September 25, 2005
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pythagoras theorem

Simply put, in a triangle, the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Simple as that.
the pythagorean theorem, in a simple mathematical formula, is: a² = b² + c²

where a is the hypoteneuse and b & c are the other two sides

pythagoras theorem
by DannoMack April 27, 2006
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Pythonesque

Seeking the complete abstract form of humor. Mostly residing in sequences of humorous material that isnt in the slightest related to one another...
by GameTrax September 16, 2002
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Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."
by kasairashi August 21, 2011
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Pythonathon

Watching every Monty Python movie back-to-back in one sitting.
Zack is having everyone over for a Pythonathon on his new blu-ray player.
by Improbable Cause December 6, 2011
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