Full Phipps

An act performed by a middle aged male when he shaves his own ass, testicles, and taint. Usually performed at the peak of of his mid life crisis when a Harley and tattoos are not enough.

Stan looked great in his speedo after doing the Full Phipps

by circle jerks March 16, 2010

shit pipe

Referring to the anus, or "butt hole"

He was tired of the pussy, so he fucked her up the "shit pipe".

by Scott Friedman June 11, 2006

fart pipe

Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.

My penis is small but my fart pipe is huge!

by Ricers are dweebs June 9, 2004

pipedream

An Idea that is totally out of reach

An idea that came from you smoking too much Methamphetamine, Opium, or Hashish

aww man, when i get some money, im gonna have 5flat screens Lcd's and everyone will be gaming at my house man

by Rich P. May 9, 2005

Pipebeast

Someone who is extremely good at something or everything. You call them a pipebeast because they probably have a huge penis and are beast.

Jeff Bailey is such a pipebeast.

by THEpipebeast March 1, 2011

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012