Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

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peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.

“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri

by xiyrumi July 12, 2024

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peking fuck

Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.

Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"

Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."

by WrecktumDelight July 27, 2024

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Peking

The outdated spelling of Beijing.

I went to Peking recently.

by manoftheweirdwords August 5, 2024

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Peeing on my bubs

Peeing on your bubs is when the little sister can’t hold her pee in anymore and she let’s lose on her brothers lap. Usually during a physical altercation or tickling.

I was wrestling my brother and I accidentally started peeing on my bubs.

by Winnie poo pants December 25, 2023

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