twenty percenter

A term used within British political circles, Twenty Percenters is applied to the portion of the population that will accept any lie you decide to tell them, which is roughly around 20%. Twenty Percenters believe in things like global warming and the urgent need to restrict freedom of speech. Twenty Percenters are characterised by lack of imagination and display frequent cognitive dissonance. They also lack any ability to confront authority in a material sense but may compensate for their lack of volition through symbolic action such as: affiliating themselves with an impotent political group, subscribing to eclectic political journals, writing protest poetry/songs, macramé and pressing wild flowers.

We've got the Twenty Percenters on board but what can we do convince the rest of electorate that raising duty on fuel will save the planet?

by ObeyThePorkLord March 20, 2013

One Percenter

a member of an Outlaw Motorcycle Club that has actually killed someone

I wouldn't fuck with that guy, he's a one percenter

by Mr_Wall May 19, 2009

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

10 Percent Rule

What should be taken from one who extremely over exaggerates the details of most things in order to acheive story dominance and self acclaim. Meaning 10 percent of what is presented is the truth, the other 90 percent is usually entertaining and a lie.

Philip said that the store was giving away $10,000 dollars at the end of the night, but I called and they said they were only giving $1000. I guess thats another one of those Philip "10 percent rule" exclamations.

by Dax_Emil February 14, 2007

2 percent

The percentage of women who have not been sexually harrassed, molested, etc.

I'm apart of the 2 percent.

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

twenty-seven percenters

1. People either genuinely crazy or so woefully misinformed about how the world works, the bases for their decision making is so flawed they may as well be crazy.
2. People with a worldview which lead them to disagree with what you consider rationality even though they arrive at their positions through rational means.
3. See also birther

Obama vs. Alan Keyes is proof. Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshit crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But the twenty-seven percenters in Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population.

by pete mack May 6, 2011

five-percenter

95 percent of the population is either culturaly or religiously brainwashed and incapable of free thought. That leaves 5 percent of the population who actually "get it".

"Dude - you're not going to bring that stripper to the hockey game, are you? Don't you think your girlfriend will find out?"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal"

by Brizad September 30, 2003