Patrick

The guy in spongebob

Or known as a meme

That Patrick meme is so hot!

by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019

Will Patrick

A dumb cunt no one likes he sucks dick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes

by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020

Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go

Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!

by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017

Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)

ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK

by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020

Patrick

A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.

Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.

by Jebus42 October 21, 2019

Patrick

So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer

Patrick is dumb

by That.one.girl.lolllll January 7, 2021

Patrick

Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.

“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy

by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021