patooh

1. Spitting in an amount more than average. Can be gross, mostly only toddlers and infants would spit in this manner.

2. A synonym for spit.

Jennifer patoohed on her birthday cake candle, attempting to blow it out.

by Potato Raven October 28, 2018

patron

an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.

"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"

by michael separovich March 10, 2008

Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

patronirical

the term used when a person is making fun of another by using sarcasm. derived from the word patronise, patronirical is a word to describe the humiliation that the "patrinee" experiences

person 1 - uh, i cant get this lightbulb on
person 2 - ohh, it must be soooo hard, let me try
person 2 gets the lightbulb on
person 2 - that was an ordeal
person 1 - dont be so patronirical

by Jacksterrr February 22, 2008

Patrony

To patronise, a new word coming up in the street to strike down the dirty corner kids.

Jess: PATRONY IS NOT A WORD.
Mark: Check out Urbandictionary, gal.

by Markus Decimus Lungleyus August 21, 2009

Patroniotch

1. Hoes that drink patron with the hopes of being taken home by a rap artist and or basket ball player.
2. Rap guys girlfriends

We was at the bar last night and picked up some patroniotchs! took them home and got some ass

by REBLTB22 January 22, 2010

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011