Pasta-Fart

You know that one kid in the back of the classroom who never says anything to anybody but he's always mumbling complaints to himself about who knows what?
That kid, is a pasta fart...

"Hey sally, did you see what the 7th period pasta-fart was wearing today?"

by ;oawnvw[iorkmlba May 14, 2015

Pasta-tution.

When hot girls serve you pasta, it's known as pasta-tution.

If Olive Garden and Hooters ever merged, the new location would be called House of Pasta-tution.

by JiggyRick January 7, 2017

Pasta Dinner

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

by landynschaffer April 21, 2018

pasta fingers

pasta fingers is another word for a Italian soccer player who plays unfairly to win. they also get help from the ref to win.

those pasta fingers played an unfair game and it costed us the Cup!

by 20th century pirate September 5, 2008

pasta-faced

Similar to "shit faced", so drunk you have little control over your facial expression.

You were pasta-faced last night.

by J L L September 19, 2006

Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Blarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

Pasta Finger

A Italian soccer player who descides to play unfairly. A Pasta Finger usualy gets help from the ref to win.

" i hate those pasta fingers! they shouldn't of moved on in the FIFA CUP what a bloody rip off!"

by pirate of 2006 July 9, 2006