the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.
girl 1- parker asked me out
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way
one year later
girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way
one year later
girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it
by takeluck December 3, 2010
Get the parkermug. parkers are kind and caring and listen to other people the irony is that they are usually depressed and seek attention
by WyomingTheWordGuru June 27, 2019
Get the parkermug. parker is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. though she struggles in her own ways, she is always careful not to show it and to spread bad bitch energy and kindness everywhere ever she goes. if you ever feel upset or anxious, she is the first person you will go to. expect to be fed and comforted.
that being said, don't hurt her. you will regret it. they don't respond well to toxic friends, but if you are loyal and sweet (also need a bit of baddie energy) parker is sure to keep you forever. look, they can't go four minutes without making a gay joke. but they are good ones. trust me. she likes women. and her girlfriend. especially her gf.
in all due honesty parker is bound to be your favorite person, ik shes mine. she will make you laugh until your ribs hurt and will stay up all night in your kitchen eating oranges and drinking milk. perfect combo.
parker loves going everywhere with her best friends, especially south congress in austin and eating at Elizabeth street and going for a burger at cafe no se.
thank mother earth for parker, darling.
that being said, don't hurt her. you will regret it. they don't respond well to toxic friends, but if you are loyal and sweet (also need a bit of baddie energy) parker is sure to keep you forever. look, they can't go four minutes without making a gay joke. but they are good ones. trust me. she likes women. and her girlfriend. especially her gf.
in all due honesty parker is bound to be your favorite person, ik shes mine. she will make you laugh until your ribs hurt and will stay up all night in your kitchen eating oranges and drinking milk. perfect combo.
parker loves going everywhere with her best friends, especially south congress in austin and eating at Elizabeth street and going for a burger at cafe no se.
thank mother earth for parker, darling.
human: bro who is that girl? she looks hot.
friend: um dude. that's parker. and its never gonna happen.
friend: um dude. that's parker. and its never gonna happen.
by Forevertgther! May 21, 2021
Get the parkermug. n.
An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
v. tr.
To engage in such an act.
An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
v. tr.
To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
by Walt Berryman May 9, 2006
Get the parkermug. when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007
Get the the parkermug. by anonymous June 2, 2018
Get the parkermug. Written by Nevada @.easylovin
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
by n e v v y September 24, 2018
Get the parkermug.