Pachyleukoandromensiphobia

The fear of fat white men named after months

I have Pachyleukoandromensiphobia get away from me.

by Walkingvibe November 7, 2025

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

Scrapbook Parchment

The correct and significantly less lame term for the paper used in scrapbooks

"Yeah man that's some might hella scrapbook parchment you got there. Where'd ya get it?"

by katchanmeow March 20, 2014

rohini parchure

The most beautiful specimen on the planet. It is the world's most magnificent compliment. It is so astounding tribute to have that it sparks jealousy to those who express the compliment and to those who hear the compliment, including the subject being called a rohini parchure!

Oh thank you for calling me a rohini parchure! I will forever be grateful to you.

by tarquintar-rexlordkrishna April 20, 2018

fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018

Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher

the love of my life

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher is hot and has a dog named duke.

by elgatohuffingtonpost6969 April 13, 2018