Palestine

A country that never existed before its occupation

Guy 1: palestine is under occupation.
Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?

by Ffpg December 6, 2023

Palestined

"Palestined" (verb): The act of initiating a confrontation or dispute, only to lose the ensuing conflict and strategically framing the opposing side as the wrongdoers, thus portraying oneself as the victim.

After picking a needless argument, Tom Palestined the situation by playing the victim, portraying his opponent as the aggressor despite initiating the conflict.

by MohammadRaul December 27, 2023

Palestine

A “Country” That doesn’t actually exist and is deserved to be raided by Israel. Fucking god they wont pay me enough. - Daxy

Underage Kid: River to the sea Palestine will be free… 🤓

Israeli: Y’all invaded us first so STFU dude.

by Daxysthingie March 5, 2024

Palestined

When a person doesn’t take accountability for their own self-inflicted problems and shifts it to another more successful individual in order to play victim and gain sympathy from others.

Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I killed my boss cause he was making me poor.
Prisoner 1: How was he making you poor?
Prisoner 2: He fired me for not showing up to work and complaining that it was his fault.
Prisoner 1: oh so you totally palestined it

by Heehee😂😂😂 December 27, 2023

Palestined

To play the victim; to disregard history and make up a version that will suit your political needs.

Bro that guy literally palestined me! He hit my car and told the police that he was there fist

by Phlyboiii June 4, 2024

Palestine

My beloved homeland.

"You look so similar to Palestine."
"What do you mean?"
"Strong!, and beautiful, and a thousand enemies want you."

by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023

Palestiner

Someone who does mental gymnastics to dismiss reality & instead creates a narrative where they're the victim & everyone but themselves is to blame for their situation.

This Palestiner said she had no choice but to sleep with 3 of my friends and steal money from my wallet because I emotionally abused her by not responding to her texts when I was at work.

by Sadri January 25, 2024