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assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.
Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry
by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010
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pakistan

Pakistan’s highest man is called Qaed e Azam. He is has done nothing but to create a country that has caused so much misery in this world. It deceives the world by pretending to be an ally of the West but in fact it hurts them by creating, arming and sending militants to its neighboring countries and the world.
Pakistan hides the militants in order to hijack the whole world and get money from naïve countries in the west, who believe Pakistan’s lies!
by jaino3 June 20, 2007
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Pakistani Pickle

A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.
Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.
by El Stumpo Loco May 16, 2019
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PakiSPAM

SPAM Ads that are posted in FB groups by people of Middle Eastern and Asain decent.
Man I'm sick and tired of that dude posting those PakiSPAM "FREE bobs and vagine" ads on our FB group.
by SurferWordSmithy September 10, 2019
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Parisha

The prettiest girl of all times!
Parisha should be a comedian because she's so funny everybody loves her jokes. She's a genuine person stands for what she says and stands for her opinions everybody should get a nice cute Parisha. Parisha is one in a million. There's only one Parisha in the world who is this amazing and this beauty lives in Stockholm sweden!
We should invite Parisha to our party!
Look Parisha is there she's so beautiful!
I'm sad I should call Parisha!
by Guyshy11 November 23, 2021
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Pakistani Wedding

A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.
Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.
by cleves July 8, 2023
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Irish Anti-Pakistan League

A group of children in Dublin, Ireland who hated their Pakistani neighbours (that attacked them multiple times) so much that they formed a league against them and hid in their gardens to ambush them.
The Irish Anti-Pakistan League ambushed them while they threw stones around.
by General Gold July 6, 2022
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