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proftitution

Whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.
ie: Student one: "hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?"
Student two: "yeah, I'm just tired. My Calculus grade was kinda low so I spent the whole night engaging in proftitution with Dr. DingleMcBiscuitBerry. I have a D now."
Student one: "You mean the D."
by DrDingleMcBiscuitBerry December 2, 2014
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Prostitutious

Prostitute like. The act of looking like a prostitute.
Look at her looking all prostitutious in those booty shorts
by Kandielizabethtown September 9, 2015
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Prostitutor

N. A tutor who teaches their disciples the act of prostitution.
Dude, my prostitutor just told me how to set my prices for sex.
by Durkadurka321 October 24, 2010
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Prostitutor

An older women who wears too much make up and not enough clothes. One who teaches prostitutes and prostitots how to dress and act.
Damn, that chick with the mini skirt on over there is such a freakin prostitutor.
by Bushleague August 16, 2012
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potstitution

adj; The deliberate act of flirtation with a person, or persons, in an attempt to gain weed favors.
Potstitution? "that's illegal bro!"
by christophermathew June 25, 2012
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Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
by Tillibum May 13, 2014
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priztitution

the act of using sex and foreplay to stay on a reality TV show so you can win the prize play. Think showance but actually sex happening instead of just pretend.

Basically it is the reality TV show prize winning version of prostitution, only the solicitation money comes from the show, instead of the person seduced.

It is basically showmance on stereoids: the difference is one actually uses sex and/or a sexual relationship to stay on a reality TV show or to keep a job,etc..

The prize could also be not failing a course
1: "X person should have been voted out" ; "No, that person wasn't voted out because they used priztitution to use their body and seduction." "so basically, 'well if you vote me off the show (such as Big Brother), when then we won't be in the house together, so you cannot have sex with me."

2 "why didn't that person fail that test" "man, he used priztitution with the TA" "oh?" "that if the TA failed him on his test, he would stop sleeping with them."
by UDNewf88 August 31, 2014
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