Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.
Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by RazorSharp September 10, 2013
Get the Premature Articulationmug. This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.
Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008
Get the premature emasculationmug. by Anonymooski July 10, 2010
Get the Premature textulationmug. That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011
Get the Premature eChatulationmug. When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.
Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011
Get the Premature Infatuationmug. The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.
The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.
The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.
by hararya February 19, 2012
Get the Premature ovationmug. when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
Get the Premature Eclapulationmug.