Plum niggery

Something you exclaim when disgruntled

Teacher: "You have homework over the summer break."
You: "That's just plum niggery!"

by Mr.Echo November 30, 2011

plum bum

Someone with a juicy rump, and a squishy ass.

Doesn’t Donald Trump have a plum bum

by Jmurr227 November 3, 2020

plum dinger

1. The act of stuffing terds back into the anus

2. An offensive word used to describe a man with dingleberries.

1. The toilet wasnt flushing at my girlfriends house so i had to 'plum dinger' and hope that I could leave the house without being seen

2. Man 1: "Look at his anus."

Man 2: "That plum dinger, doesnt he know how to wipe with charmin?"

by normapolis September 6, 2010

Plum Tree

Having stink nuggets (sometimes hardened) attached to your anal hair resembling a plum growing on a tree.

If you do not properly wipe fesces off of your butthole, you may get plum tree.

by Rapini August 20, 2006

plum my pudding

A christmas themed invitation to have sexual intercourse. Taken from plum pudding (the thing you eat after your turkey). See cheeri my o, father my christmas, pull my cracker etc

After kissing under the misletoe, Joey asked Fred if he'd like to plum her pudding.
I'd love you to plum my pudding

by charrc May 11, 2006

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

plum wallered

All tuckered out to the point where one cannot even get off the couch.

"Man, I worked 12 hours yesterday, and drank way too much last night...I am plum wallered!"

by iCrash91 September 22, 2011