Dirty Pinon

A person who is extremely dark and resides in the pastors of Southern New Mexico and shows evidence of doing crack!!

"WOw, Dude look at that girl!" guy saids to friend

"She is dark huh!?!" friend says

"Yeah shes a fuckn dirty pinon!"

by Darrel Gomez Jr. February 11, 2009

Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

cat piano

cat pianos go meow meow meow meow and their not annoying

meow meow meow i like cat piano

by imdakatindahat April 19, 2018

Piano Fingers

one so individual whom is bragged about for having verry good "piano fingers" (being experienced with piano playing), and other activities that involve male fingers.

Last night, Logan showed me that he had awesome "piano fingers", and i had a blast.

by Madison Paige August 21, 2006

Piano Booty

(noun) A condition that arises from repetitive slapping or striking of a lighter-skinned female gluteus maximus (butt, ass) while two individuals are engaged in a form of sexual intercourse commonly known as "doggy syle". In order to be considered a "Piano Booty", one cheek becomes bruised while the other remains white (or light colored) closely resembling the keys of a Piano keyboard's black and white sharp and standard keys respectively.

That girl is showin off her Piano Booty after last night.

by MGoBlue2009 August 28, 2009

piano

An insturment played by William the carl killer

Hey look! william the carl killer is playing the flute and the piano

by Hobbit Mafia December 28, 2005

piano pwnage

the word that you use when someone is so fierce and awesome and brutal that they are essentially not playing on the piano, they are pwning it. usually this is a term used in a test of skills, or a 'piano duel'.

DUDE! That guy Victor is dishing out some serious piano pwnage on that giant steinway grand!

by thepianopwner October 25, 2010