shred the piano

When the piano is played with a passion and emotion that cannot be described by saying that they were purely playing the piano.

Hey man, you gotta see Jack White shred the piano in this youtube vid! He is a god!

by jwhiteshreds June 04, 2010

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The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

by smurfology 08-09 October 05, 2011

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piano player

A normal person that just knows how to play piano. Deal with it.

"Look! That person is playing the piano! He is a piano player!"

by TheMostSpecialSnowflake March 13, 2016

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Piano Man

The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2021

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Piano Wizard

(Noun) A person who is plays excellent and nearly flawless piano. Also plays other musical instruments

Piano wizardry (Noun) The description of a piano wizard performing

Dang, that guy playing up on the stage is a piano wizard!

The pianist worked his piano wizardry.

by The Guitarist Amateured March 15, 2017

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